This site has moved! Ok, I guess it really hasn't. I mean puppypotpie.com it still here and everything, but the content has moved. Soon this site will return to what it was intended for (puppy recipes).

If you are looking for the Social Media Monkey that little bastard has moved. He has a real domain now: www.socialmediamonkey.com so update your fucking bookmarks! I offered some woman in India lots of money for socialmediamonkey.com but she just ignored my emails, so I waited patiently for months for her domain to expire, then when she failed to renew it I waited impatiently for two and a half months, compulsively checking to see if it was available, sometimes I check three or four times in the same day. Eventually, I was able to register it. I swooped in an snatched it right out from under her! Take that! Of course, I'd be willing to sell socialmediamonkey.com for around $100,000 (incidently the same price I have on puppypotpie.com).

If none of this is making any sense to you it's because it's not supposed to. It's sheer stupidity. It's what I do. It's dumb. It's a dumb idea. It's a dumb subject. It's a dumb monkey!

Oh, because all the cool kids are on twitter the Social Media Monkey is as well: @SMmonkey!